the couple being mentioned in the quote below shall remain anonymous... as shall the brilliant mind being quoted... enjoy
Observation #2: her face is typically a completely different color than her skin.
... Lovely.
Idk how you could look at that and be ok.
their relationship is gross... 'all we do is eat food together and cuddle. here sweetie let me wipe your bum for you, did you make a poops?? here i've got a wet one!'
She's juiced his balls like grapes and now their just lifeless. all the manliness squose out."
"and his teeth are entirely too long to be human teeth. i think he got a transplant from a gator."
